Chapter 5131 Just One Of The Guys:>Ep12
- I knew whatever I did next would be anticlimactic. There's no way the guys would care as much about me after my girlfriend's partial strip show. So I decided to just get it over with. I pretended to be a cowboy, firing finger guns, as I ran down the board and shouted "Yeehaw!" as I jumped. I did a cannonball, which was a mistake in retrospect. The water slammed back against my head as I entered, and combined with hard liquor I'd drunk, my head was spinning out of control when I surfaced. I managed to swim back to the shallow area, but the others could instantly tell I was in a bad way.
- Rachel walked me to the stairs as Mike swore at me not to puke in the pool. I was able to look down at Rachel and see that the underwater lights actually gave you a pretty good view of her body, even through the water. We walked out and I laid out on a lounge chair and Rachel retrieved a water bottle for me as I struggled to stay awake. The worst of the spins had passed by the time Rachel returned and I sipped from it. I just wanted to go to bed, but she said that round two of the diving competition was just starting, and that I should just rest up on the lounge chair so they could all keep an eye on me to make sure I didn't get worse. I was too drunk and dizzy to offer a real protest. So Rachel announced to the guys that I was going to lay there and just watch the rest of the competition and that they should proceed.
- Andrew was up first again, and I watched through bleary eyes as, after his shot, he wasted no time jumping into the stripper routine Mike and Rachel had adopted after his first turn. He stood on the end of the board and swayed his hips to the beat as he pulled one end of his trunks' drawstring, then the other, letting his trunks loosen and fall down a few inches, showing the top of his pubic hair. He turned around, let his trunks drop, and kicked them onto a nearby chair, then walked to the start of the board completely naked. I could hear Rachel screaming with anticipation.